he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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