Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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