it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Randomize
