no. you can't hotbox the world.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Randomize
