I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
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It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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