Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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