Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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