the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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