grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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