dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
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Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse