Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.