Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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