You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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