He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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