just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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