wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned