do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
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New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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