question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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