I wish i was in the wii world.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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