break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
