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I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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