The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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