like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
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So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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