If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I touched a dick in church today
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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