just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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