just come out here and I will go home with you...
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
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I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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