I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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