I'm lost and stupid without you.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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