I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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