the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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