we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
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I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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