normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
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Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
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Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.