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• (303): View more from Colorado

  normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....

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• (661): View more from California

  Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.

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• (619): View more from California

  His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower

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• (207): View more from Maine

  CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP

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  Do we still have any pizza left from last night?

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.

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• (530): View more from California

  No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.

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