i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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