in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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