SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
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How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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