Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
how drunk are you?
Several
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
