Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
You are the jesus of drinking
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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