Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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