Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I have fence marks all over my body
pray to the hookup gods
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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