Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Randomize
