dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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