you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
