Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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