I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
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I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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