when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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