is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I have aggressive nipples.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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