Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
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He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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