I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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