You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
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You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
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I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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