But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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