She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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