If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Randomize