Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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