ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
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Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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