how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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