i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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