we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I have aggressive nipples.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
