New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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