so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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