So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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