Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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