How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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