I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
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that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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